Quick Quotes Quill

The Quick Quotes Quill continues its work... (With nightouts)...

So here is the next in series of some serious sayings by our industrious colleagues:

• "Can I switch off the Candle?"
  (Sure, just point out the switch for me)


• "Project program का बाप होता है!"
  (We are going to draw family trees now instead of the class diagrams... Rational Tree instead of Rational Rose)


• "Let's have Bisi 'Balle' Bath!!!"
  (I had heard about bathroom singers, but 'bathroom dancers'???? Balle Balle!!!)


• "Oh s***, my friend is getting married!"
  (That’s height of frustration for you, ladies and gentlemen!)


• "The bulb has started..."
  (/blushes… that was me. But in my defense, I forgot to add the word “glowing” at the end. Still the sentence is illuminating enough)


• "Tanmoy and Jagadish are in different folder"
  (Folder… Floor… Same difference. Maybe I am watching too much Matrix)


• "Air is water with big holes in it"
  (Deep philosophy… G g! G g! G g!)

Any additions???

मौसीज़ी.....

Came across an excellent joke... Thought should share with you... (Keep reading, have half a mind to enhance it...)


Jai: Mausi ladka IT field mein kaam karta hai...
Mausi: Hai raam...
Jai: Aajkal allocated bhi hai...
Mausi: To kya kabhi unallocated (i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????
Jai: Ab C rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya C rating bhi aati hai uski????
Jai: PL se ladaai karne ke baad B ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya ladaaku bhi hai????
Jai: Ab onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban...
Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak????
Jai: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi...
Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai????
Jai: Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!!!!
Jai: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi??
Mausi: Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center waale se shaadi kar le, par Software Engineer se kabhi nahin karegi.......